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internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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stability:

i wanna go back to the bahamas (>•_•>) 
dailybibleverse365:

Mark 5:36
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
Dr. SeussThe Lorax (via feellng)
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Love Food? This blog is for you.
Anonymous: What do you look like without all that makeup?

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I still look out of ur league

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

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lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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Love Food? This blog is for you.

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

(Source: proctalgia)

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buildme-up-tearme-down:

Vineyard vines ft lilly

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